Review: Pink Tickler Vibe

Okay guys this is my first every review so I'm kinda nervous. Let me know what you think.

Description: The Pink Tickler is a basic hard plastic massager type vibe with a squishy polymer sleeve that sits on top. The sleeve has a variety of nubbies and swirls along the shaft. It is about 6 inches long and about a 1.5 inches in diameter at the widest part with the sleeve on. The vibrator has a 10 different vibration patterns that vary in intensity and rythmn. It operates on 2 AA batteries. I got the pink but it also comes in blue and orange.

My Impressions: This vibe just happened to arrive when Dee was visiting me at my parents house. When I opened it up he was very wary and, frankly, so was I. I tend to like my vibrators to be substantial but not too big and I could tell from the looks that it might be just too big for me. But like a trooper I tested it anyway. One of the first things that I noticed is that it is quite loud, to the point it was kind of distracting. I liked that there was such a varitey of vibration patterns and that I could change the pattern with just a touch of a button. Sometimes I want to change it up and fumbling around with complicated buttons is not what I want to be doing. Kills the mood ya know? Anyway, after finding a good start up pattern, I started just rubbing the tickler over and around my clit just to try to get loosened up enough to be able to try insertion. I found that the intesity was fair, which was understandable because even though the inner vibe had good power, there was so much to the sleeve that it just couldn't get through. I finally did try inserting the vibe but it was just too big for me. I think the problem is that the tip is the widest part so there is no build up. Maybe this isn't the case for everyone but I'm just too tight for this toy to be inserted comfortably.

PROS: Variety of vibration patterns, easy operation

CONS: Loud, too wide for me, thick sleeve decreases intesity of vibration.

Summery: If you like a thicker, vibrator, try this one out. The operation is easy and I like the variety of vibration patterns.

If you want to try it out, go on over to Cal Exotics and you"ll find it on page 6 of the waterproof vibes.

I Have Arrived...

... in Los Angeles! Yea! No more long distance relationship! No more going crazy due to lack of sex! No more having to explain why I get packages that I refuse to open in front of other people. (more on that later).

So I'm in LA and all settled in. The clothes are put away in the new dresser from IKEA (expertly put together by the lovely Dee!), and I have decluttered and reorganized within an inch of my life. I have also had some very nice sexy time and am in very good spirits in that department. I know Dee is writing a post about something and I am also working on one.

I'll post again soon!

I Didn't Disappear, I Was Just Living With My Parents...

Well the last you all knew I had been let go from my job and was living with my parents. I also managed to break my laptop so that's why I haven't been updating at all.

But now I have my laptop back (hooray!) and I am in the process of driving my car cross country to live with Dee in LA. I'm sooooo psyched! So I will be getting back to more regular updates starting.... now... no now.... NOW!

In other news, I got picked to be one of CalExotic's Sexperts. They send me one product a month to review and I post the review here and on their websites. I've got a couple back logged reviews so those will be out soon and then it will be only once a month. If it's not your thing, just skip those posts but if you are interested, then keep your eyes peeled.

That's all for me tonight. Hope you all are doing well. I'll post again soon!

Well You Didn't Have To

So this is just a short update, with more to come, but it was pretty funny.  I was visiting MB for the week, and we got in some fantastic fucking during that time.  After one such occurrance, she discovered that her brother was in the room below hers (the computer room) and could hear the thumping.  Apparently, he wasn't happy.  So then I said, "Well then why the hell did he stay in the room?"

He must have been annoyed, but not annoyed enough to stop playing WoW.

So I Suck at Dirty Talk

How do you do it without feeling silly?

I was on the phone with Miss Belle, and I was missing her more than usual.  I decided to give her something pleasant to go to sleep with, so I tried to create a scenario for her.  Her pretending to sleep, me sliding up behind her in bed, turning her to face me, kissing, caressing....

And then I giggled.  I think I said something where I used the word "boobies."

I'm sorry, it feels stupid.  It doesn't come naturally to me to talk dirty.  I kill the mood with dumb jokes or silly talk.  Besides, I don't care who you are, the word "boobies" is kinda funny on its own.

I don't think MB is mad or disappointed, but I could tell that I ruined the moment.  Doesn't anyone else find dirty talk/phone sex as awkward as me?  What can I do/should I even bother to try and get over it?

Veeeerrrrry Interesting

So last night my friend Mary slept over because she had a late meeting in my town and didn't want to drive 2 hours back home. She gave me some very interesting information.

Mary is recently divorced. She married her high school sweetheart and it didn't work, basically because she felt unappreciated once they got back from their honeymoon. So we were talking about how she has had more sex the last 6 weeks than she had in the last 6 months of her marriage and it came up that one of the guys that she slept with was R.

Guess what?

The sex was just as horrible as it was with me (I reeeeaaallly over exagerated in my writings, both for dramatic effect and because I didn't know what the hell I was missing) and he pulled the "end all contact" shit with her too. And she had the same deal with him that I did. They had been friends for a long time and he talked himself up to be such a lady killer that was going to spend all night pleasuring her and then nothing. All talk and no game. I think I need to start putting out PSAs on this guy because no girl should have to have their hopes shattered by this guy.

BAD SEX is not OK. This is especially egregious if you build up the expectations of every girl you consider bedding and then don't deliver. That is a bad policy my friend and some day it is going to come back and haunt you. Fairly soon if I have anything to do with it. I will not be allowing my friends (or coworkers, or aquaintices, or any girl I happen to be chatting with at the bar...) to get roped in with him.

So my question for you dear readers: Am I kidding myself? Am I really doing this to save other girls or am I just being bitchy and vindictive?

I mean the sex was really bad. Looking back now I think the only reason I orgasmed was because of the excitement of sneeking out to be with him and having sex in a semi-public place. The time he came over my house for a quickie, I really didn't get anything out of it.

So is it my duty as a woman to warn other women? Or should I just let it go?

HNT

Happy Nerf Thursday!

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No, its not a random pic.  It's really me.

Check out what I found in my Car

No idea how it got there.  Belle says she's innocent.  Currently, the top theories are:

1) My roommate thought it was a hillarious prank.

2) Some sort of penis-shaped cigar holder dropped by a very Freudian passerby

3) I gave a ride to a Sneaky Dildo Salesman without realizing it.

Any thoughts?

Home Sweet Home

Warning: This post was written while drunk. Make that extremely drunk.

My past came back to haunt me tonight. My coworkers invited me out to a local bar and R. was there. Now I LOVE Dee, don't get me wrong. But seeing R. tonight brought back all kinds of hidden emotions and hurt that I thought had melted at the first sight of Dee at South Station. I've heard that it take ten compliments to erase the harm of one insult. Maybe it takes a man that is ten times better (and Dee is) to make you forget all the past terrible relationships and treatment. R gave me my first sexual relationship but Dee gives me (and continues to give me) the best treatment and the best sex I have ever had.

In conclusion, THANK YOU R for showing me how I should never let a guy treat me and THANK YOU DEE for showing me that not all men are douches.

More at a later date when I am less drunk and more coherent.

Should Dee join in on the NSFW fun?

...well?  :)